Unexpected Twists Fan Pillows

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Fire door.

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'Your starter, sir.'

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Sand danger

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Football Boomerang.

False starts.

Bull with gun

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Earthworm Stampede

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'