Unexpected Twist Fan Pillows

"WOW, You really are the best man."

Earthworm Stampede

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

'I don't go out much since I lost Rex.'

Sand danger

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Mugging.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fire door.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'I'll take the rest home in a body bag.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Magician's trick