Twist-intrigue Fan Pillows

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Earthworm Stampede

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

The next diet fad.

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

'Your starter, sir.'

Mugging.

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'