History With A Twist Fan Pillows

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Skate or die."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Statue Selfie

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Earthworm Stampede

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

'Your starter, sir.'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Holy Water.

What's going on here? I was just practicing a few of my moves until you got back. Grrr