History With A Twist Lover Pillows

"It's how we see reaping in the 21st century"

Statue Selfie

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Skate or die."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Crime

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Buried Husband

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

Corona virus Christmas tree