History With A Twist Fan Prints

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Skate or die."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Statue Selfie

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Earthworm Stampede

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

'Your starter, sir.'

Holy Water.

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"