Humorous Twist Fan Prints

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

Earthworm Stampede

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Okay, hold really still..."

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

"What are you doing?!"

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Your starter, sir.'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...