Twist-intrigue Fan Prints

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

The next diet fad.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Your starter, sir.'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."