Quirky Record Chaser Pillows

'I want to break the world record on how many flies I can fit into a Mini.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Swinging through the jungle.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

music store

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Robert Smith

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'You don't have to get your receipts laminated, Mr. Streitfeld.'

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

'Congratulations on smashing the marathon world record! What would you say was the secret to your success?'

'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'