Quirky Record Chaser T-Shirts

'I want to break the world record on how many flies I can fit into a Mini.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Swinging through the jungle.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

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'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

'You don't have to get your receipts laminated, Mr. Streitfeld.'

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

'Congratulations on smashing the marathon world record! What would you say was the secret to your success?'

'Oh, stop complaining. The diet is working, isn't it?'

"Well, I'm not breaking any records. How about you?"

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'