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"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

Records?

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Strikeout Dog

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Born to play ball.

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Music Collector.

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

'His is a working breed.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"You keep impeccable time."

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"