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"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

Records?

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Outstanding Time Management

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Strikeout Dog

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Born to play ball.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Music Collector.

Overworked

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'His is a working breed.'

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

Updated History. Is that an explorer and record keeper? Yes, it's "Lewis and Clerk."

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"You keep impeccable time."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'