Quirky Record Setters Prints

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Look, I took my own kidney out."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

A long jumper reaching 18.

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."