Quirky Record Chasers Prints

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Frankie and Annette.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

music store

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"Maybe you should have hired an accountant to check your return twice."

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'