Record-breaking Achievement Pillows

Richard Branson Balloon

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

The Specimen Hunter

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Future world records

Guinness Book of Records

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,