Record-breaking Achievement Mugs

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

A long jumper reaching 18.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

Future world records

This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment,,,