Record Breaking Mugs

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I want to break the world record on how many flies I can fit into a Mini.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

A long jumper reaching 18.

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'