Record Breaking T-Shirts

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I want to break the world record on how many flies I can fit into a Mini.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.