Romantic Record Breaker Pillows

"Arthur and I have been together now for four and a half years, which is a personal best for both of us."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Tristan Und Isolde

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Catch and release dating.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

The Music Lover.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."