Record Romance Pillows

The Music Lover.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Tristan and Isolde

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

A tuba and love hearts

Violin Romance

Heart-shaped guitar

'Oh, the amenity!'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Happy Valentine's Day!

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

Cell Partners

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Pregnant

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

Music Lesson

Searching for a Wife

'What's your fish finder say?'

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!