Rock N Roll Romantic Pillows

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Frederic Chopin

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You're always living in the past.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Shuck me.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Tristan and Isolde

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

The Music Lover.

Heart-shaped guitar

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Edvard Grieg.

A tuba and love hearts

Cupid

'Oh, the amenity!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Violin Romance

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."