Breaking A Record Gifts

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

World Records Office.

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'