Record-breaking Enthusiast Gifts

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Lancelot put to the Test.

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

She IS a raisin

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

"Let me try that!"

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''

Guinness Book of Records

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

A long jumper reaching 18.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

Future world records