Record-breaking Fanatic Gifts

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Hockey Season.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'