Quirky Performance Seekers Pillows

"For fifty bucks, you can watch me boil."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Perks

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Desert Island Water skiing.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Bismark Ballet School

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

One woman show

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

Face painting vs bottom painting

Clown hitchhikes to circus

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

Fit-Bite

The Swan.

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"

World Records Office.

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

Rock N Roll

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'I don't care about being dark and handsome,just make sure he's TALL!'

Model wilderness