Quirky Performance Seekers Gifts

"For fifty bucks, you can watch me boil."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Perks

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

Desert Island Water skiing.

Bismark Ballet School

Intramission

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

One woman show

Face painting vs bottom painting

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

Fit-Bite

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

Clown hitchhikes to circus

The Swan.

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

World Records Office.

"What's your idea of the perfect woman?"

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

'I don't care about being dark and handsome,just make sure he's TALL!'

The steroid era vs the social media era

Learning to Ski.