Quirky Performance Adventurer Gifts

Greatest Show on Earth

Cycling with a harp case

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Crunk

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Xylophone Icicles.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Unnatural History Museum

Cornucopia Horns.

Pianist

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"