Performance Junkie Gifts

Fit-Bite

"Just be yourself."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Theatre Crowd

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Tenors

Health

The other digital divide.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Apocalliptical

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

Trapeze Artists

"Music has doubled my income..."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.