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"Just be yourself."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Theatre Crowd

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Health

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Tenors

The other digital divide.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Apocalliptical

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Music has doubled my income..."

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!