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Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Zombie standup

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Comedy Cafe

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Tong!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Free Bird!"

Plum jam...

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Tenors

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Strong Female Lead