Quirky Entertainment Seekers Gifts

Zombie rents from the dead box DVDs.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'He's maturing early.'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Pioneers of the ancient west

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Magic mushroom

Cow can

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.