Quirky Entertainment Seekers Mugs

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'He's maturing early.'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Magic mushroom

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Cow can

Therapist Starting Gun

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''