Record Hunter Pillows

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Records?

'Music & Gym'

Gramaphone Man.

Dive in Archive.

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

Islington Angels.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Bev puts on an old favorite

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Music Collector.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

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