Record Hunter Mugs

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Records?

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Dive in Archive.

Islington Angels.

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Files.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Music Collector.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

music store

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

Linford Christie