Store Clerk Pillows

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'It allows you to run every day, rain or shine. Even if it breaks down, just call us ? we'll give you the runaround.'

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'No, you probably won't find what you need and I'm not going to help you look for it!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Mannequin's Rights.

How to close a 24/7 mini-mart...

'Absolutely - it does make you look thinner!'

'Phew! - Thank goodness today is over. Now we can take off these ridiculous glasses.'

'Non-alcoholic wines? Aisle 7, on the left - just keep shoveling dust 'til you hit them.'

'Mam, I can't ring this up. It doesn't have a barcode.'

"The markup isn't great, but think of the sales per square foot of floor space we get with this item!"

"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"You're not very friendly. I just asked about your weekend. So what if I don't know you? It's a harmless question!! Why do you have to be so rude?!"

"I need something heavier. He survived the aluminium skillet."

".....but not library cards."

"Why aren't my photos ready YET???"

At the fashion store

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"We heard you were swamped with people wanting to buy that livestock de-wormer to treat covid symptoms. . ."

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'Oh come now-you don't think it will be that easy, do you?'

'If she doesn't get well, do I get a refund?'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Trainee lesson no. 1...if you look busy, no one will bother you."

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

"It's a wrap!"