'Look out! He's got a 45!'
Music Store Clerk Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a music store clerk? Our collection features witty, thoughtful, and fun products that celebrate their love for music and dedication to helping customers find their perfect sound. Whether it's a quirky mug or an inspiring print, find something that resonates with their musical spirit and daily hustle.
Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.
"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."
"He sold out, so he's sold out"
Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"
"We don't sell CDs any more, but if you like I could sing some of Adele's greatest hits for you!"
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
No Elgar!
'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
"The suit - it's rejecting your body."
"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
Guitar pickin'
'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'
'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'
Zappo's Air Guitars.
'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'
"Do you have anything else by the same author?"
'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'
Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement
"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."
Beatlemania: Open 24/8
A man sitting in the grass reading
University Book Store.
Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?
"Do you have anything by The Damned."
'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'
Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.
"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."
"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"
"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"
"This machine isn't killing fascists."
"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"
Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".
Music Store Clerk Gifts Collection
Music Store Clerk Mugs
Explore a variety of mugs that honor the dedication and passion of music store clerks—find the perfect coffee companion this way.
Music Store Clerk Pillows
Make their space more inviting with pillows that feature musical humor and art, a cozy gift for any music store clerk.
Music Store Clerk Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that celebrate their love for music and retail—start browsing now.
Music Store Clerk T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for music lovers and store clerks alike—wear your enthusiasm proudly.