Music Store Owner Gifts

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"There's no empty shelves in our shop."

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Whacked music.

At the CD shop.

'So, do you want an instrument that only plays minor keys, or one that only plays major keys?'

'Be Right Bach'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Cut Price

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Self Help / Elf Help.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.