Music Salespeople Gifts

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

George Martin

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'The music business.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'Is this the blues section?'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

At the CD shop.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Music has doubled my income..."

music store

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Miss T-T

Whacked music.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.