Guitar Salesman Gifts

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Sales.

Changing Room Decisions

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."