Guitar Salesman Gifts

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Changing Room Decisions

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Sales.

Mohammad's motors