Shoe Salesman Gifts

"These slippers come with 'memory-foam' insoles. . . say goodbye to forgetting why you walked into a room."

Shoe saleman responds to clown's stinky foot

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

A clown with large red shoes is looking for something in a size 28.

'Ace shoes. Free pain killers, with every pair.'

'The same thing happened when the doctor hit me on the knee.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

This little piggy went to market...

Mister Pretty Shoes

"They pinch."

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

Lucas Pendergrass!! What have I told you about taking open-toe, high-heeled shoes from strangers??

Shoe salesman, huh? Isn't it kinda gross touching people's feet all day?

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."