Music Salespeople Pillows

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'The music business.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Is this the blues section?'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

At the CD shop.

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

"Music has doubled my income..."

Miss T-T

music store

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'