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Record Store Owner Gifts
Looking for a gift for a record store owner? Surprise a music enthusiast with humorous and heartfelt products that echo their love for vinyl and vintage sound. Our curated selection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints—all designed to bring a smile and show appreciation for their passion. Whether it's a witty quote, a nostalgic design, or a stylish accessory, these gifts celebrate their unique profession in a fun and meaningful way.
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
Uneasy Listening
'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.
Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop
'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm Dreaming of a Warm Summer'? I'll have to check.'
'Buy one, you get two free. . .'
Record Shop Lloyd Webber/Non Lloyd Webber
"We don't sell CDs any more, but if you like I could sing some of Adele's greatest hits for you!"
Blues Section...
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Cut Price
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
"Our business is based on breakthroughs."
Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.
"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
Self Help / Elf Help.
Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.
I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!
Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'
Record Store Owner Gifts Collection
Record Store Owner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the record store owner lifestyle, perfect for coffee, tea, and a good music pun.
Record Store Owner Pillows
Discover our musical-themed pillows that bring comfort and personality to any record lover’s home or shop. Perfect for cozying up with a good record.
Record Store Owner Prints
Decorate a record store or music space with our stylish prints that honor the artistry and culture of vinyl collecting and record retail.
Record Store Owner T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts that showcase the passion and humor of record store owners, ideal for adding some musical style to any outfit.