Book Shop Clerk Gifts

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Rodin's Browser

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

A man sitting in the grass reading

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Mysteries.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

University Book Store.