Book Shop Clerk Gifts

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Rodin's Browser

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

University Book Store.

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Mysteries.

A man sitting in the grass reading

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"