Bookshop Clerk Gifts

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Book shop

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Rodin's Browser

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

University Book Store.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Mysteries.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."