Bookshop Clerk Prints

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Book shop

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Rare Books

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Rodin's Browser

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

University Book Store.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.