Bookstore Assistant Gifts

Staff picks

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Monster Self-Help

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

We stock ALL sizes...

A man sitting in the grass reading

University Book Store.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Books On Paper

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

It's too tight! You'll shrink into it as you get older.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Misery lit...

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".