Music Label Insider Gifts

"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'I'm with the band.'

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Simon Cowell

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

His Master Voice Desert Island

"So obvious, there all the time"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

Chiantis In Translation

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