Starting A Music Label Gifts

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Check out this new store."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"This is off our first TikTok."

Groovy Baby

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'The music business.'

Recording Studio

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."