Starting A Music Label Gifts

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Guitarist

Cimafunk

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"Check out this new store."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"This is off our first TikTok."

Groovy Baby

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

It bag and no knickers!

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

'The music business.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Recording Studio

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Simon Cowell

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'