Music Label Insider Pillows

"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

It bag and no knickers!

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm with the band.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Boneless, gluten free, vegan, grass fed, free range, bananas."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

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