Treat Selector Gifts

'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"I've downsized."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Spaghetto

Le Chocolat!

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Is he sitting?'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Ice Cream.

Cake!

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'Who gets the special?'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'