Canine Treat Tester Gifts

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Pet Entertainers

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I'll take him.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Big Burgers.

Homemade dog biscuits.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."